Wilde

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.

Fact night

-It is a fact that men and women genetically have different abilities. And it's a fact, according to several different studies actually, that a man is more suitable for this kind of job.
-Right. And that's why we do not understand what all the fuzz this morning was about.
-Much ado about nothing.
-Certainly. And I think it's important to stick with the truth in this matter, don't you think?
-Yes, anything else would be wrong. People shouldn't try to prove against something they know is right.
-No and that's exactly what they are doing. So today we brought this little Easter bunny...
-Oh it's gorgeous!
-Yes! And we brought it for all you feminists out there who's rioting over this issue today. It's kind of our way of saying "just chill it girls, let's just celebrate the holiday together".
-Men and women, let's be friends!
-Well that's a true message of love we round up with today. I think we're running out of time here.
-Yes, that's actually all we have for tonight, folks.
-I'm Marc.
-And I'm Kitty.
-And remember, stay neutral.
-Don't we always?
-Of course, otherwise I wouldn't sleep at nights (laugh).
-Good night.

Onion Ear Poultice.

"I once went to this week-long waldorf summer youth meeting. Second day I got my first and only ear infection ever. Open minded as I am I decided to try to cure myself with the waldorf style onion ear poultice someone at the place suggested. She simply took a cloth, stuffed it with a mashed onion and wrapped it around my head, onion-to-ear. Ever since that day, the first week in august every year, my hair smells like onion."

"Oh, I might add the fact that the poultice did not cure on my illness, and after two days I managed to convince a reluctant waldorf doctor to give me antibiotics."

First, run.